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wannabe mexican
Posted: Monday, May 17, 2010 8:54:09 AM
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Doogle126 wrote:
The Less You Know, The More You Make
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make.


On a simliar note, and one that many of you probably know, it can be mathematically proven that women are evil.

As we all know Women = Time x Money

We also know that Time = Money

Thus Women = Money x Money (or Money squared, although I lack a small 2)

It is also a fact that Money = The root of all evil.

Thus Women = Root evil (squared)

The root and the square cancel eachother out and we are left with

Women = Evil.
DarthJak
Posted: Monday, May 17, 2010 10:18:15 AM
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Lobotnik
Posted: Monday, May 17, 2010 11:59:56 PM
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Gold was sat at a bar, quietly enjoying a drink.

Neon walks in and shouts: "Aye you! Get out of my chair!"
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