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SquelchDog
Posted: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 4:31:22 AM
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Here is mine.

Myself, my son, and younger brother were pulling an all dayer, we had at least 3-4 matches. On our last match, we could see it would be a long one and it was getting late so we decided to leave every thing as it was and go to bed. We were going to finish the game the next day.

Next morning came for me to find that one of my cats had blown chunks all over the map and stat cards!!! Crying Scared

She had upchucked early in the night and most of it was dried and crusted on by the time I woke up! Blink

It was my only copy of the map that came with Rebel Storm Ultimate Missions! Scared

So now I have a map and 5-6 stat cards that are all jacked up! Crying

She's lucky she has Nine lives I was ready to take them all. LOL
ChuckaFett
Posted: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 4:34:03 AM
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That's just gross! But, I'm glad you can laugh at it!
Falconjo
Posted: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 4:40:48 AM
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mine is.. we were having our ususal saturday tourney and this frequent player loves to use gungans...i actually loves is an understatement but oh well... anyways he was running his gungan squad when this epic event happened.

He played a guy using a force push team and the gungan kid started boasting that the force push team stood no chance because he'd just have jar jar redirect the push.

well the moment came and Luke Hoth Pilot force pushed the jar jar the kid failed his save for bombad gungan and then immediately failed the pit save.

It was hilarious seeing the face of the boaster being pushed into the pit. He was in awe and disbelief as he tried to find some excuse to get out of it but in the end knowing it was inevitable.
SquelchDog
Posted: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 4:50:13 AM
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ChuckaFett wrote:
That's just gross! But, I'm glad you can laugh at it!


Ya I had to, I stood there stunned for like 20 min's. Blink Then was like well guess I won't leave them out again. lol
SquelchDog
Posted: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 4:51:59 AM
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Falconjo wrote:
mine is.. we were having our ususal saturday tourney and this frequent player loves to use gungans...i actually loves is an understatement but oh well... anyways he was running his gungan squad when this epic event happened.

He played a guy using a force push team and the gungan kid started boasting that the force push team stood no chance because he'd just have jar jar redirect the push.

well the moment came and Luke Hoth Pilot force pushed the jar jar the kid failed his save for bombad gungan and then immediately failed the pit save.

It was hilarious seeing the face of the boaster being pushed into the pit. He was in awe and disbelief as he tried to find some excuse to get out of it but in the end knowing it was inevitable.


You should make this into a Master Card Commercial........Luke Hoth Pilot $25.........Jar Jar Binks $15...............look on his face after being force pushed down a bottemless pit..........Priceless!!! BigGrin
DarthJak
Posted: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 5:39:34 AM
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I guess we know what the cat thinks of SWM.Glare
My cats like to play with the lil' pieces as mush as I do.Drool
One day my wife asked me what it was that Gandalf (a cat) was paying with?Confused
"That's one of my minis!" I said I rescued the piece and found it was , of course , a mouse droid.OMG
Cats will always find a way to chase the mice.Wink
SquelchDog
Posted: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 5:41:27 AM
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DarthJak wrote:
I guess we know what the cat thinks of SWM.Glare
My cats like to play with the lil' pieces as mush as I do.Drool
One day my wife asked me what it was that Gandalf (a cat) was paying with?Confused
"That's one of my minis!" I said I rescued the piece and found it was , of course , a mouse droid.OMG
Cats will always find a way to chase the mice.Wink


LOL That's awesome! Gotta love the cats. ThumbsUp
Mandalore Da Beast
Posted: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 6:51:57 AM
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Location: Desintegrating some Djem So Sucka!
i was half wau through a 6 pack of yuengling lager.
i was getting up to go drain the ol lizard, and i hit the table too hard when getting up.
i dropped a whole entire beer in my card Box.
all the cards had Top loaders, but the beer got all inside of them.
my cards were in lil beer fish tanks.
all of my sith cards, the whole entire faction, got jacked up pretty bad.
that is worthy of a D Jaks "Bless yer heart"....
come to think of it, all these stories do!LOL
SquelchDog
Posted: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 8:38:01 AM
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Mandalore Da Beast wrote:
i was half wau through a 6 pack of yuengling lager.
i was getting up to go drain the ol lizard, and i hit the table too hard when getting up.
i dropped a whole entire beer in my card Box.
all the cards had Top loaders, but the beer got all inside of them.
my cards were in lil beer fish tanks.
all of my sith cards, the whole entire faction, got jacked up pretty bad.
that is worthy of a D Jaks "Bless yer heart"....
come to think of it, all these stories do!LOL


LOL Oh man that's a good one. ThumpUp

Six-pack of bud light..........$5.99.............little beer fish tanks..............Priceless!!!! ThumbsUp
Capin_ahab
Posted: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 8:50:11 AM
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Location: I Caught the bloody whale.
At one point i had my entire rebel faction in a box (cardboard) and was getting ready to go. I set the box on the roof of my car to load the rest of my stuff in. And i forgot to put the box back into the car. I started to drive when i saw something fall off the roof in my rear view mirror. Luckily the Rares and very rares cards were in top loaders, but the commons and uncommons cards were trashed because of the snow.
SquelchDog
Posted: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 9:03:37 AM
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OUCH!! Crying That one hurt.
Lachesis
Posted: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 9:44:26 AM
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i was running a squad, with boba fett BH and darth nihl. i disintegrated 9 pieces in one activation of my friends clone trooper squad.
SquelchDog
Posted: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 10:08:58 AM
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Clone Troopers = *poof* Scared
sharron
Posted: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 10:15:48 AM
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omg. thats insane...
sharron
Posted: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 10:18:03 AM
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ChuckaFett wrote:
That's just gross! But, I'm glad you can laugh at it!


the fact that your name is chucka fett is pretty cool, seeing as were talking bout a cat chucking up...


wow that was weird.
SquelchDog
Posted: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 10:21:58 AM
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LOL
Weeks
Posted: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 6:25:52 PM
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i was playing against dash rendar RS today it was getting to the end of the game and all that was left was dash and an ugg. SO what is a guy to do but shoot at dash, right? well i did and dash made not 1 not 2 but 13 evade saves in a row!!!! then ran away. He ended up killing the rest of my squad as i tried in vain to base him and finish him off. 13 saves in a row. The one time my "just keep shooting" strategy failed.

:)
SquelchDog
Posted: Thursday, December 24, 2009 1:49:05 AM
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Oh man now that cool!!! ThumpUp
swinefeld
Posted: Thursday, December 24, 2009 2:51:42 AM
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Dynamic duo the other night, my son's match came down to his Felcor vs Obi-Wan JG smacking each other for over 12 rounds, making most of their Parry and SSM saves. Didn't think it was ever going to end. Finally, Obi failed a save and died. Just before that we noticed a game state error in that Felcor had not been regenerating the 10 HP the whole time and should have been back at almost full HP.

I can't even imagine how long it might have gone if that Obi had been given force renewal like his predecessor LOL
SquelchDog
Posted: Thursday, December 24, 2009 3:28:45 AM
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Excellent. That's a good one! ThumbsUp
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