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juice man
Posted: Monday, December 28, 2009 11:51:46 AM
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FlyingArrow wrote:
Weeks wrote:
i was playing against dash rendar RS today it was getting to the end of the game and all that was left was dash and an ugg. SO what is a guy to do but shoot at dash, right? well i did and dash made not 1 not 2 but 13 evade saves in a row!!!! then ran away. He ended up killing the rest of my squad as i tried in vain to base him and finish him off. 13 saves in a row. The one time my "just keep shooting" strategy failed.

:)


Unless you miscounted, forgot a save, or had an unbalanced die, the chance of that happening is 1 in 8192.

"Never tell me the odds"
Dead horse
Posted: Monday, December 28, 2009 4:58:00 PM
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This one time, at mini camp...
SquelchDog
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 1:56:53 AM
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Dead horse wrote:
This one time, at mini camp...


LOL Flapper LOL ThumbsUp
swmimperial130
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 4:03:19 AM
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One time in a tournament, i was facing a squad that stayed in ONE ROOM. He got scared and moved his characters to the escape pods on the map and said he evacuated.

i got ALL 200 POINTS for that match
DarthJak
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 6:17:07 AM
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Dead horse wrote:
This one time, at mini camp...


......I had this Rancor.....so ..I.....
Mandalore Da Beast
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 10:35:58 AM
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DarthJak wrote:
Dead horse wrote:
This one time, at mini camp...


......I had this Rancor.....so ..I.....
LOL
SquelchDog
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 2:52:05 PM
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DarthJak wrote:
Dead horse wrote:
This one time, at mini camp...


......I had this Rancor.....so ..I.....


......fed him some jedi...........and.....I.......
sharron
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 3:11:25 PM
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SquelchDog wrote:
DarthJak wrote:
Dead horse wrote:
This one time, at mini camp...


......I had this Rancor.....so ..I.....


......fed him some jedi...........and.....I.......


.........watched him burp... then......... I..........
swmimperial130
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 3:39:24 PM
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sharron wrote:
SquelchDog wrote:
DarthJak wrote:
Dead horse wrote:
This one time, at mini camp...


......I had this Rancor.....so ..I.....


......fed him some jedi...........and.....I.......


.........watched him burp... then......... I..........

.............flew back a couple yards, because he used force burp.... then.............I........
Mandalore Da Beast
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 3:55:23 PM
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swmimperial130 wrote:
sharron wrote:
SquelchDog wrote:
DarthJak wrote:
Dead horse wrote:
This one time, at mini camp...


......I had this Rancor.....so ..I.....


......fed him some jedi...........and.....I.......


.........watched him burp... then......... I..........

.............flew back a couple yards, because he used force burp.... then.............I........

.....Threw Up........then I......
Xeonaught
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 7:32:21 PM
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Mandalore Da Beast wrote:
swmimperial130 wrote:
sharron wrote:
SquelchDog wrote:
DarthJak wrote:
Dead horse wrote:
This one time, at mini camp...


......I had this Rancor.....so ..I.....


......fed him some jedi...........and.....I.......


.........watched him burp... then......... I..........

.............flew back a couple yards, because he used force burp.... then.............I........

.....Threw Up........then I......


......Ate some grand D Banther feed to replace what i threw up........then I............
Mandalore Da Beast
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 7:39:41 PM
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Xeonaught wrote:
Mandalore Da Beast wrote:
swmimperial130 wrote:
sharron wrote:
SquelchDog wrote:
DarthJak wrote:
Dead horse wrote:
This one time, at mini camp...


......I had this Rancor.....so ..I.....


......fed him some jedi...........and.....I.......


.........watched him burp... then......... I..........

.............flew back a couple yards, because he used force burp.... then.............I........

.....Threw Up........then I......


......Ate some grand D Banther feed to replace what i threw up........then I............
....threw up the lighsaber giving me indigestion.....then I......
SquelchDog
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 10:45:01 PM
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Mandalore Da Beast wrote:
Xeonaught wrote:
Mandalore Da Beast wrote:
swmimperial130 wrote:
sharron wrote:
SquelchDog wrote:
DarthJak wrote:
Dead horse wrote:
This one time, at mini camp...


......I had this Rancor.....so ..I.....


......fed him some jedi...........and.....I.......


.........watched him burp... then......... I..........

.............flew back a couple yards, because he used force burp.... then.............I........

.....Threw Up........then I......


......Ate some grand D Banther feed to replace what i threw up........then I............
....threw up the lighsaber giving me indigestion.....then I......

.....spit out the brown homespun robe........then I..........
confute
Posted: Thursday, December 31, 2009 2:05:27 PM
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Great stories all!
I was in our local tourney a couple of months back. Both squads almost competely wiped out except for my opponents Asajj and my Vader. Both of us have about 20 hp left and are adjacent to each other.
Whomever wins initiative goes first and will win.
I roll 20! Whoop for joy, then he rolls a 20. Tie roll again.
He rolls first 20. Doomed, I roll.... 20. Tie again.
Whole room is now looking at this initiative.
The third initiative roll I roll a 19. I'm thinking there is no way... ah Yes there is he rolls a 20, wins initiative. Kills my vader and wins the game.

Those are some long odds.
mercenary_moose
Posted: Thursday, December 31, 2009 2:11:35 PM
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confute wrote:
Great stories all!
I was in our local tourney a couple of months back. Both squads almost competely wiped out except for my opponents Asajj and my Vader. Both of us have about 20 hp left and are adjacent to each other.
Whomever wins initiative goes first and will win.
I roll 20! Whoop for joy, then he rolls a 20. Tie roll again.
He rolls first 20. Doomed, I roll.... 20. Tie again.
Whole room is now looking at this initiative.
The third initiative roll I roll a 19. I'm thinking there is no way... ah Yes there is he rolls a 20, wins initiative. Kills my vader and wins the game.

Those are some long odds.


Laugh

Wish I could had your init rolls when I play my Boba.

That leads me in to my story. I was in a tourney at the LGS with BFBH and was rolling pretty blasted hot. I believe that in two games I had six disintegrations. My opponent was playing a Vader IC build and told me just before we rolled the first init "I know you're going to disintegrate someone, so can you please just crit this snowtrooper and spare Vader?" he said, pointing to the mini in question. First attack of the game, I had a shot at the snowie and rolled, guess what, a 20. My foe couldn't believe it. Later on, I disintegrated Vader too. My opponent, oh was he going nuts! I've never had that kind of luck since, but hey it makes a great story.

BTW, happy New Year everyone.
Mandalore Da Beast
Posted: Thursday, December 31, 2009 2:23:15 PM
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I had a Big D game once......the only this i didnt D was an ugg out of a 7 character NR build.
I smoked Garm, Shado Vao, Han GH, Mara Jedi ,a NR trooper and a Security officer.
fun times, never did that again. o well.
But my Big D list is MASSIVE, from a mouse droid to Revan.
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL.....
ewokballs88
Posted: Friday, January 1, 2010 6:11:14 AM
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oh gosh do I have a story. I wasnt actually playing in this game but my brother was playing his friend in a weekly tourney. It was exar kun/ithorian commander/gundarks and other guys vs bane and general windu in a open faction 200pt game. Anyways late in the game bane has 30 hp's left geting towed by r2-d2 and the ithorian commander is awaiting what is inevitable. R2 runs bane up and doubles, my bro rolls 2 ones. Bane uses sith sorcery and his friend saves. Ithorian com. goes and rolls a 20. Game Over. BOOMSHAKALAKA.
Odd how one of the greatest sith of all time gets beat by a no name scrub alien.
Falconjo
Posted: Friday, January 1, 2010 6:29:24 AM
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I have a nice rep on fancy ways of killing off grand master Luke.

1) Boba Bh shoots once and gets a crit!

2) Atton Rand with 6 shots and 40 damage a shot...I shot 12 times at him and missed everyone(at clear line) and when he's in cover thats when i hit all 6 and not even his defense rolls could keep him alive

3) Vong spit poison. GML died to spit poison alone failing saves left and right. we found it hard to believe because he was usins Leia for rerolls.
Mandalore Da Beast
Posted: Friday, January 1, 2010 6:36:29 AM
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Falconjo wrote:
I have a nice rep on fancy ways of killing off grand master Luke.

1) Boba Bh shoots once and gets a crit!

2) Atton Rand with 6 shots and 40 damage a shot...I shot 12 times at him and missed everyone(at clear line) and when he's in cover thats when i hit all 6 and not even his defense rolls could keep him alive

3) Vong spit poison. GML died to spit poison alone failing saves left and right. we found it hard to believe because he was usins Leia for rerolls.
Scared WOW! that is some tough luck.....ouch!
IG-108
Posted: Friday, January 1, 2010 10:01:13 AM
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Back when me and my friend were just starting to play SWM, we played a 200 point game on Bespin with my friend using his new Lord Vader for the first time. He had Lord Vader, Stormtrooper Commander and Officer, and various other stormtroopers. Meanwhile, I have GG Supreme Commander, a Battle Droid Officer, two bodyguard droids, a crab droid, a SBD commander, and several other battle droids and super battle droids.
Because neither of us knew a whole lot of strategy at the time (and Lord Vader being the beast that he is), my friend moved Vader up towards my clustered droids on the landing pad.

In short, Lord Vader was annihilated.

While he did manage to take out the bodyguard droids and Grievous, the shear amount of blaster fire he took on the way up to the droids was too much for the dark lord to bear. So the day came that battle droids actually took down a powerful unique character without GGDAC.
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