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Say jokes and put them on here! Most jokes are OK, just don't be horrible.......
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Jar Jar Binks.....What a joke
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Since it's almost International Tuba Day...
Two tuba players walk past a bar... HEY! It could happen.
Two tuba players are riding in the back seat of a car - who's driving???
The Cops!
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two men walk into a bar. semmes like someone wouldve seen it.
What are frozen blondes called?
Frosted Flakes!
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Didya hear about the two lawyers who opened up a sushi bar? They called it Sosueme
3 women are to be executed in front of a firing squad: A blond, a redhead, and a brunette. The redhead is called up, and the captain says "Ready, aim..." The redhead thinks quickly and points and yells "Earthquake!" The troops whip around, and the redhead escapes. Angrily, they call the brunette up. "Ready, aim..." Thinking like the redhead, she yells "Tornado!" The troops look around, and the brunette escapse. Furious, they call up the blonde. "Ready, aim..." the blonde thinking she will escape like her friends, smugly yells "Fire!" lol :D
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The Less You Know, The More You Make
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.
As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make.
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A skeleton walks into a bar.
He asks for a drink and a mop.
XD
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Four Women go on a vacation. They spot a 5-story hotel and decide to stay there. They ask for a room, and the manager says "When you come to the floor for you, just pick a room." A bit confused, the women go to the first floor. They see a sign that says: This floor is full of ugly, boring men. They move on to Floor 2. They then see a sign that says: This floor is full of bland boring men. They go to Floor 3 and spot a sign that states: This floor is full of attractive men. Feeling better, they go to Floor 4, where they see a sign that says: This floor is full of handsome, perfect men. They are overjoyed, but there is one floor left, so they go up to Floor 5, where they see a sign that says: There are no men on this floor, this floor was made to prove that there is no way to please a women." lol, sorry for the long read  
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carnorjax1 wrote:Four Women go on a vacation. They spot a 5-story hotel and decide to stay there. They ask for a room, and the manager says "When you come to the floor for you, just pick a room." A bit confused, the women go to the first floor. They see a sign that says: This floor is full of ugly, boring men. They move on to Floor 2. They then see a sign that says: This floor is full of bland boring men. They go to Floor 3 and spot a sign that states: This floor is full of attractive men. Feeling better, they go to Floor 4, where they see a sign that says: This floor is full of handsome, perfect men. They are overjoyed, but there is one floor left, so they go up to Floor 5, where they see a sign that says: There are no men on this floor, this floor was made to prove that there is no way to please a women." lol, sorry for the long read really now...lol  Heres one: A man walks into a bar. Ouch think about it ;)
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Doogle126 wrote:The Less You Know, The More You Make
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.
As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make. huh? im taking Geometry now, so dont freakin make my head spin!!!! ARGH!!!! lol
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4 college students are doing really well in one class, so the Friday before the final, they decide to go to another college and party. They planned to come home Sunday to study but things don't go as planned and they don't get back until right before the test. They decide to go to the professor after the test and make up an excuse. They do, they tell him they had a flat tire and couldn't get help until right before the test. He says they can take it the next day. All happy and such, they go study and come back the next day. He hands them their tests and they go into their 4 separate testing rooms. Page 1, Worth 5 points, real easy question they get it right away Page 2, Worth 95 points, Which tire was it? That is my favorite joke, a bit long, but worth it 
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Ask me if I'm a tree.
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kimble29 wrote:Ask me if I'm a tree. are you a tree? :P  
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creme_brule wrote:kimble29 wrote:Ask me if I'm a tree. are you a tree? :P No.
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kimble29 wrote:creme_brule wrote:kimble29 wrote:Ask me if I'm a tree. are you a tree? :P No. ??? "It's A Trap!"
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dont u see?
were all BIIIIIIIIG NERDS!!
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actually, i am not u.
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Rank: Advanced Bloo Milk Member
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no I am!
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Fine! Im altering your life! Pray I dont alter it any further!
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Quick! Take some Bloomilk for your post-addiction!
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