Thanks to all that posted and replied. I have found a Jabba! /happydance.
I must mention that my patron, as a condition of our deal, has expressly demanded that this thread be closed forthwith and none should post in it again...ever. When I asked why, he simply cringed and muttered something incomprehensible followed by the words "fat slug." Whatever that means.
Three cheers for Darph Nader!