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Deaths_Baine
Posted: Monday, March 21, 2016 11:19:08 AM
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ok, so if you had to compare a political figure with a corresponding star wars character who would they be, lets keep this fun.

Bernie Sanders---- Chancellor Valorum---- I figure his presidency would end with a vote of no confidence. lol.

Hillary Clinton---- Mother Talzin---- she must be a powerful sorceress to make people forget how horrible she is.

Donald Trump--- Darth Bane--- Apparently he is impervious to attacks, like bane in his orbalisk armor, but it will be his own party that ends his run, just like how Bane's reign came to an end at the hands of his own apprentice.

Ted Cruz--- Jar Jar Binks---- Does Cruz even know what is going on anymore, he just seems to be out there madly flailing around.... and he could cause some serious shake-ups just like jar-jar... albeit by accident and just being around...

what you guys think?
HanSolo79
Posted: Monday, March 21, 2016 11:35:11 AM
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LOL
UrbanShmi
Posted: Monday, March 21, 2016 11:44:44 AM
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I would have thought Jar Jar was more Rubio, what with the flailing about. Although I suppose there's a case for Rubio as a Droid, since he came off rather robotic at times.

Deaths_Baine
Posted: Monday, March 21, 2016 11:48:48 AM
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haha

Marco Rubio---- Battle droid with c-3p0's head---- No idea what's going on rather robotic in meetings. No emotional appeal to those around him.
Deaths_Baine
Posted: Monday, March 21, 2016 11:58:17 AM
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Hahahaha---


this one is pretty rough but:

Bill O'Reilly---- Anakin Skywalker--- had so much promise and praise from his own group, quickly turned evil as he gained more and more power eventually even having to turn that power on his own wife..... ouch... sorry I had to..

Domestic violence is not funny and I do not condone it, I just had to use this....
Deaths_Baine
Posted: Monday, March 21, 2016 12:27:00 PM
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John Mccain--- Durge--- this man just refuses to go away. every now and then he returns, accomplishes something minor or wins his party's favor just to lose to his enemy, inevitably brings up his past battle experience, and then disappears, but he is never truly gone is he....?
DarkDracul
Posted: Monday, March 21, 2016 5:16:22 PM
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Bernie Sanders---- Garm Bel Iblis--- Served within the Senate for many years and a long record of publicly speaking out against Palatine and his Imperial elite. However, outside his fellow Corellians and band of young rebels his radical views are not widely accepted by the rest of the galaxy.

Hillary Clinton---- Mon Mothma--- Possessing a long history as an established leader within the Rebellion Mothma is known for tactical risk taking and sometimes forgetting herself when dealing in politics. She is viewed as villainous by both the Imperials and radical members of her party (Garm Bel Iblis). She is mistrusted and hated by some simply for being a woman.

Donald Trump--- Count Dooku--- A wealthy and arrogant noble known for his flashy saber styling. He is full of hate. He seeks to build a Deathstar and loosen the restrictions on the Trade Federation. He's the leader of a large army of mindless droids.

Ted Cruz--- Poggle the Lesser ---- His rise to political power was supported by his nest of lower caste social conservatives and secretly funded by tea parties with Darth Sideous. He also seeks to build a Deathstar but additionally to spread brain worm parasites through-out the populace with his many drones.

John Kasich--- Darth Plagueis --- Retains knowledge of the grand olde Sith but is prone to unexpected violent outbursts. His ability to prolong his life has helped him maintain political power but he and his ways remain a mystery and have been forgotten by most of the galaxy.
Deaths_Baine
Posted: Monday, March 21, 2016 5:22:41 PM
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hahaha a liberal view I love it great job
DarkDracul
Posted: Monday, March 21, 2016 5:45:01 PM
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Thanks, this was a fun exercise. I actually had to put more thought into this than I did during any of the debates. lol
Deaths_Baine
Posted: Tuesday, March 22, 2016 2:44:59 AM
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Yeah I'm not to excited about a single candidate out there on either side...
shatterpoint7
Posted: Tuesday, March 22, 2016 6:23:55 AM
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Rand Paul, maybe Bail Organa?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HeWcY5GVlQ
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