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Quote from your favorite comedy movies here! Put them in this format:
"What is your name? Sir Lancelot of Camelot! What is your quest? To seek the Holy Grail! What is your favorite color? Blue! Alright, off you go." -Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Mod reminder: Please keep it clean.
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The late comedian Mitch Hedberg said he would like to buy an incense stick that smelled like cinnamon roll's. Which he would light in the morning so his roommates would wake up with false hopes!
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I always liked Jeff Foxworthy's, You may be a redneck if jokes. My favorite is, You may be a redneck if you have been married 3 times but you inlaws havn't changed.
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SquelchDog wrote:The late comedian Mitch Hedberg said he would like to buy an incense stick that smelled like cinnamon roll's. Which he would light in the morning so his roommates would wake up with false hopes! And ducks eat for free at subway. Should have gotten a chicken fajita sub. lol
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Urza Planeswalker Jedi Master wrote:SquelchDog wrote:The late comedian Mitch Hedberg said he would like to buy an incense stick that smelled like cinnamon roll's. Which he would light in the morning so his roommates would wake up with false hopes! And ducks eat for free at subway. Should have gotten a chicken fajita sub. lol Gosh that was good. I also liked the Club Sandwich explanation. Right now I'm high on Kevin Pollack's Christopher Walken impressions.
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I like the comedian Jasper Carrot. He does a joke talking about people who name their kids after film characters that they loved growing up, then says "just ask my two daughters R2-D2 and C3PO".
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Urza Planeswalker Jedi Master wrote:SquelchDog wrote:The late comedian Mitch Hedberg said he would like to buy an incense stick that smelled like cinnamon roll's. Which he would light in the morning so his roommates would wake up with false hopes! And ducks eat for free at subway. Should have gotten a chicken fajita sub. lol  The best part of his joke delivery is his tone of voice. Kinda monotone like Stephen Wright.  The subway one is awesome! His one on the first time he went golfing is a good one too. I went golfing the other day. And I didn't get a hole in one. But I did hit a guy. And that was way more satisfying! Your supposed to yell Fore if the ball goes near someone. But I was too busy mumbling. There ain't no way that's gonna hit him. 
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Patton Oswalt's 20 birthdays you're allowed to celebrate. The rest, you're wasting cake and paper. If you cant stop a 100 year old from strangling you, you should be dead.
(Warning: Adult language)
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