This is classic.....

Once a month we have a staff meeting at my job. It takes place in a stuffy library on a huge table. When people start talking to each other I slam my hand down on the table and declare:

"This station is now the ultimate POWER in the universe.... I suggest we use it!"

When the other employees stop talking and look at me funny I continue-

(Lowering voice) "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've
constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to
the power of the Force."

At this point I start to get "the look" from my co-workers, but like Luke heading off to face Vader before his training is done, I foolishly continue-

"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader.
Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure
up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the
Rebel's hidden fort..."

I then grasp at my throat and make choking noises...

Not kidding, I really do this...it's sad


But hey at least I don't put blue food coloring in my milk right? RIGHT? hahahahaha

When during the 2008 election you looked at Obama, looked at McCain, shook your head in utter disbelief, and wrote in "Admiral Ackbar"

i agree, this is my favorite one ive heard

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

you pick up your 4 month old son and tell him (in your best James Earl Jones voice...) "Together we will rule the galaxy..."

(this happened last night)

Whenever you get bad news you contort your face and scream, "Noooooooo, thats impossible!"

When you are on the free-way going 85+mph and you say, "Well we can still out-maneuver them" and then you start weaving between lanes and your wife starts to scream in terror.


You shout "ITSHA TRAP!" at least once a day. Notice that it's pronounced "ITSHA" not "It's a"


You make excuses to say, "ooh teenee" like a jawa at least once a week.


Take a bite of a burrito at taco bell: And I thought they smelled bad...on the outside.


Everybody judges people based on appearances, it's a natural occurring phenomenon. "Jock" "Dork" "Airhead" etc. However when you make first judgments you think either "Sith" or "Jedi"


That captain Rex tattoo that only YOU ever see...


When someone knocks on your door you put on a weird little sock puppet, stick your hand out the door and recite the droid jibberish from that eyeball looking thing at Jabba's Palace.


You roll down the road with your windows down and your system thumping: Laptinek

...you "help" with planning your wedding so that your honeymoon at Disney World falls on Star Wars weekend.

Yes. I'm getting married on May 14th and Star Wars day starts May 21st. I had it all planned out and she was none the wiser until at a company softball game, one of my teammate's wife asked her about it and she found out that the last two days of our honeymoon will be Star Wars day. She was mad at first put I got her an all day spa package that should keep her busy.