Bird is the word.

that was seriously one of the best performances Heath has ever done.

well yes.

Haha heath ledger makes a guest appearence on dora the explorer.

Dora and Boots were traveling along the windy path when all of a sudden a tall figure with a purple jacket is standing in the middle of the road. "Hey look Dora a friend to play with !" says Boots. "Yea Boots, He looks like a silly willy clowen" replys Dora. "Ohh ohh ohh lets go see if he will tell us a joke because clowns know the best jokes" says Boots. "Thats a great idea, lets go" (*singing*)

Come on, vámonos.
Everybody let’s go.
Come on, let’s get to it.
I know that we can do it.

Where are we going?
The funny clown.
Where are we going?
The funny clown.
Where are we going?
The funny clown.
Where are we going?
The funny clown.

Hahahahahahaha.
Hahahahahahaha.
The funny clown!!!.

"Hello Mr clown" Says Boots. "Why hello there lil monkey and lil girl" says the joker.
"Hahaha tell us a joke Mr clown" says dora "yea tell us a joke" secounds Boots.
"You wana know how i got these scars ?" asks the joker. "Yea yeaa tell us please" says Boots and Dora. The joker the ngrabs dora and forces her up against a wall holding her by the shirt off her feet."My sister was an explorer, like you" the joker says pulling out a knife and holding it to her face. "And one day she brings home a little monkey friend, like yours. Now I tell her that her Monkey has rabbies, She dosnt like that. So she takes her map out of her back pack and starts beating me over the head with it. Then during the fight I managed to grab a kitchen knife and I swing it to ward her off. Her stupid rabbid monkey gets in the way and a slash his face cheek to cheek. My sister begins to cry over her maimed friend. All I want is for my sister be happy so i take a knife and i do this to myself. and my sister....She still didnt forgie me sooooo I slit her throat and i vowed that if I ever meet someone who reminded me of my sister I would make them suffer the same fate soooo..... why so serious ?"

lol i was rolling in a car ( we were talkin bowt heath and the dark night) and the driver was like "I dont like heath, He freaks me out" and I said "well Hes dead and Im pretty sure a corpse freaks most people out". She wasnt impressed to say the last.

Hey, i found this site for funny star wars pictures. it is really good. It made me laugh for hours. copy and paste this to see them.

http://www.georgettesworld.com/main/picarchive.html

Two men walk into a bar...... the third man ducked.

as long as were on the topic of bad jokes,

there are two fish in a tank.

one fish says to the other, how do you drive this thing?

A blonde gets lost in the desert and is walking around for 3 days.
She starts praying for hours on end for water.
Then, with a "Hallelujah" drops a large barrel of water.
The blonde thanks God, opens the barrel, and takes a bath

FRIGGIN CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!
LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't learn. I INVENTED