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imyurhukaberry wrote:when your bride walks down the aisle to the Imperial March.
(not mine, but a friends...and yes, this really happened) Along those lines, two close friends of mine had a Millennium Falcon wedding cake, which made it into Star Wars Insider #110. Falcon Cake (1)Falcon Cake (2)For me...When to please my intensely fashion-conscious wife, I pick through all the Mark Ecko Star Wars shirts on the clearance rack at Macy's. I figure she'll think twice before rolling her eyes or making a snide comment when I go out with her wearing one. It is an Ecko, after all.
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Urza Planeswalker Jedi Master wrote:Yes. I'm getting married on May 14th and Star Wars day starts May 21st. I had it all planned out and she was none the wiser until at a company softball game, one of my teammate's wife asked her about it and she found out that the last two days of our honeymoon will be Star Wars day. She was mad at first put I got her an all day spa package that should keep her busy.
You just won the award for coolest person who ever lived man. That's awesome. "Honey we've been through this, I want a wookie to be a part of our honeymoon" hahahahaha Post pictures of you and your wife posing with characters. Big smile on your face, angry Anakin/Vader stare on hers...
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DarthReeves wrote:
That captain Rex tattoo that only YOU ever see...
Would my Bounty Hunter Guild tattoo fall into that category?
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DarthJak wrote:-when you wave your hand to use the force to open automatic doors I do this all the time, I wonder if anyone is watching me. 
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When all of your employees just look at you and shake your head when you quote star wars, or humm the Imperial March, or instead of saying goodbye to them at the end of their shift, I say "May the force be with you."
or.. When there is a line to the door, I yell It's a Trap and walk away.
or...When I tell my new employees "You have much to learn, young one"
or call all of my workers my young padawans, even though most of them are older than me.
or...my personal favorite....my next tattoo will be all the factions of star wars logos wrapped around my ankle.
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When you are reading this thread at work instead of actually working (and nodding).
When your phone wall paper is your daughter on the speeder bike at Disney Hollywood studios.
When you complained to Guest Services during Star Wars Weekends because you waited in line for a 1/2 hour to take a picture with Padme, and it started to rain and she went inside, and you lost your place in line.
When you cut in line in front of kids to get a picture with Kit Fisto because he is the last one you need.
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This is the best thread ever by the way...
What about when people walk into my place of business and I tell them I don't serve their kind here. And then they got lawyers, and now I'm in trouble.... hahahahaha
Kidding of course.
My son is learning sounds from the animal kingdom right now.
Tiger says Rarrrrr
Snake says sssss
Vader says koh kah (breathing sound)
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When you teach your 2-year-old daughter to fight with lightsabers, instead of teaching her to play catch.
When you play the asteroid field chase music on your iPod as you weave through rush-hour traffic.
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When you know more about star wars continuity then the actual writers at Lucasfilm.
You refer to terrorists as sand people.
You often swing brooms/shovels/tools/etc... around making lightsaber noises.
You own a life size sculpt of a star wars character and often carry out conversations with it haha.
And finally whenever your playing a game that requires solid hand eye coordination you say: "Stay on target, stay on target..."
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chiech22 wrote:
When you cut in line in front of kids to get a picture with Kit Fisto because he is the last one you need.
Probably the best thing I have read today.
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General_Grievous wrote:
And finally whenever your playing a game that requires solid hand eye coordination you say: "Stay on target, stay on target..."
I found myself frequently saying this as a DM when my players strayed off from the RP.
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When you say "It's A Trap!" to almost everything! 
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You are addicted when you start to carry a Wii Remote around and treat it like a lightsaber hilt
or...
you are able to quote almost everything your favorite star wars character has ever said.
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This rules. You can't repel comedy of this magnitude!
I've prolly done half of these... my 4-year oldwould meet me at the door on Friday afternoons when I got home from work and yell, 'daddy! Clone Wars is on!' and proceed to drag me to the TV. I love my daughter.
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DarthJak wrote:-when you wave your hand to use the force to open automatic doors I do this all the time  when you say to certain minis "You have failed me for the last time!"
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Darth O wrote:DarthJak wrote:-when you wave your hand to use the force to open automatic doors I do this all the time when you say to certain minis "You have failed me for the last time!" Haha, sad to say it, but it happens alot! 
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Darth O wrote:when you say to certain minis "You have failed me for the last time!" Dude! You don't know how much I do this! I also say it when I roll a 1.
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When you've spent more on your SW Minins collection than you did on the car you now drive. (guilty)
When your family calls you in the middle of the night, during a inebriated argument, to answer a Star Wars trivia question. And you get it right.
When your friends show up at your Halloweenie roast dressed as Jedi (without being asked to do so).
when your stepdaughter greets you in the morning with a wookie noise (she rocks it).
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You're addicted when you quoting lines and stats when you're bored.
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yeah the automatic door thing is a classic
or when you and your friends are devating about how win a fight between samus(metroid girl) and master chief (halo guy) and you say it doesnt matter boba fett can kick their asses.
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