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.....He saw two droids(3po and r2) he said hi and then r2 zapped him and then.......
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...he bust into fire, which actually cooled him down, because yes, Tatooine is in fact that hot...
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As T,mon ran to put out the fire, He tripped over a large skeleton of what might be one of the Largest Krayt Dragons found on Tatooine.. He was barely able to contact his Jawa Compadres that he might have found Two droids that could be Picked Up.
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...and then all the jawas hid in the rocks waiting for the droids...
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And r2 said something so vile that it would get him banned from bloomilk, and all the jawas wet themselves then.....
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........the waste water was quickly purified so it could be consumed later. then T'mon raised his ion gun, taking aim at the lil' droid. artoo was in his scope as he slowly squeezed the trigger............
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This reminds me waaayyyyy too much of the Internet roleplaying I do on Nationstates.
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... As he squeezed the trigger, he noticed out of the corner of his glowing eyes that an Internet roleplayer was approaching from behind a rock.... He zapped R2, then turned to the Roleplayer...
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...who looked thirsty. So he offered some purified waste water to slake the Internet Roleplayer's thirst...
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...then, the roleplayer realized he had been offered, um, pee, then T'mon blamed R2 for his vile comment(s)...
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.......the IRP misunderstood what T'Mon had said, he thought he had been insulted, so he ran at the Jawa with his +2 slide rule raised, ready to strike.The other Jawas seeing this shot the poor dude, and he dropped in a explosion of blood, guts,brain, and sand.........
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....and sand..... or should i say.. a sand creature, the size of a dianogo seemed to materialize from under the deep depths of the Tatooine desert floor... It raised its ugly head, then....
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Sorry, but this is the off topic thread: Has any one seen Cloudy w/ a chance yet? That movie is funny!!!!
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Uggie Demo wrote:Sorry, but this is the off topic thread: Has any one seen Cloudy w/ a chance yet? That movie is funny!!!! no, i read the book once( i think), the movie looks dumb
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3 moles go down a hole, what do the second and third see that the first doesn't? Molasses (break it into two words if you don't get it) 
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back to story...................
.the sand worm graps the droids and dives back into the sand, robbing T'mon and crew of any droidy bits today
THE END
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By the way, if anyone cares about my RP thread, check it out here. http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=19706The premise is simple: Four survivors of a zombie apocalypse kill almost ceaseless waves of undead and avoid the pesky military and a godly powerful freak-zombie while they search for a way out of the city. Warning: Tons of violence and language in here.(For little kids, that just screams "Read me!") But if you don't mind that, and you like the zombie-horror genre, you're gonna love this. And if you do like what you read, keep checking in on the thread. It's still an ongoing story that is far from over, and new posts come in every day or two. So for those too lazy to click the link here's the premise of it. This is a quote from the insane serial killer who thinks he is a Communist colonel who is taking stock of his surroundings: "Alexi looked around the sealed room most dubiously, and took account of their assets. One genius Colonel, destined to rule the world. Un-expendable. One insane and apparently indestructable and fanatical Captain. Wounded. One competent millitary officer, driving skills included. Intact. One random old man, capable of spouting common sense regularly. Expendable. More guns ammuntion, expolsives, and other items than you could shake a stick at. Immovable. One Kitten." And there you have it.
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Bob Chizo wrote:Uggie Demo wrote:Sorry, but this is the off topic thread: Has any one seen Cloudy w/ a chance yet? That movie is funny!!!! no, i read the book once( i think), the movie looks dumb i have seen the movie and read the book when i was little. movie is waay better.
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new story, han ran into the storage room to find....!
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....a walrus!!! it *oorped* at him, and he screamed like a girl, nd fell over. ironically......
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