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...when you're driving in a center lane of traffic that has fewer cars than the lanes on either side, and you say, "Luke, you've turned off your targeting computer."
...when you refer to your GPS as a navi-computer.
...when you're talking about religion and you say, "Jesus Saves. Save 11."
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...when your nephews (6 and 4) get in trouble for fighting, have to sit on opposite ends of the coach, and proceed to force grip each other from across the couch. (I don't have any kids yet).
...when your brother (his kids listed above) owns more Star Wars action figures than his kids (yes, it's true).
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DarthJak wrote:-when you wave your hand to use the force to open automatic doors you HAVE to check this out, Mega64: The Force Unleashed  18+ warning :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXxEHa6ip_Q
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when you are a member of at least 3 pages/groups on Facebook ( )
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*Christian Spirituality Warning* (I was a Youth Worker in a Church for 5 years...)
...when you stand up and talk in front of the sunday morning combined church service wearing your Darth Vader T-shirt.
...when you use Darth Vader to illustrate the gospel.
...when you preach in church encouraging the congregation to become Jedi's and you march up to do so to the Imperial March.
...your favourite Youth Group game to run was called 'Lightsaber Wars'.
Did all of these. And proud.
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kezzamachine wrote:
...when you use Darth Vader to illustrate the gospel.
Once at church we had a woman using the force to explain faith. She quoted the following dialogue from one planet of Dagobah: "I don't believe it" "That is why you failed" Lol to that.
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DarthReeves wrote:This is the best thread ever by the way... Thank you sir. Now we just gotta get more pages than the GTL 
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You know you're addicted to star wars when. . . . . on the last day of school for your high school seniors, your words of wisdom to them are "Do or do not. There is no try."
I'm a high school history teacher and these were the exact words I gave to my seniors yesterday.
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cicrush13 wrote:DarthReeves wrote:This is the best thread ever by the way... Thank you sir. Now we just gotta get more pages than the GTL I wonder whose fault it is that the GTL is so long?   /hijack
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General_Grievous wrote:
You refer to terrorists as sand people.
Holy crap. I almost peed myself laughing at this. I'm going with it from here on out. "In other news today, the Sand People detonated yet another bomb on the streets of kabul" Maybe I'll write a fan fiction novel about Boba Fett being paid to bring in Bin Laden... Oh and whoever said, "Jesus Saves...save 11" that's classic. I want a t-shirt of that
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When you own "Obsessed with Star Wars" and have it as part of Family Game Night
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You get angry at your pharmacist for not carrying "Bacta"
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swinefeld wrote:cicrush13 wrote:DarthReeves wrote:This is the best thread ever by the way... Thank you sir. Now we just gotta get more pages than the GTL I wonder whose fault it is that the GTL is so long? /hijack true it is my fault with 96 thrown at me and I have thrown back an equal # haha well I'd like to see this page top that
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You get home from shelling out a small fortune on a very special ring and naturally the first thing you do is log in on Bloomilk only to realise that your collection of SWMs is worth way more than you just paid for the special lady 
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You stand around at the airport and say "where is that shuttle going?" over and over and over again
You know all the words to the original nub nub song...
When you enter a forest you make your hand into a horn shape and make the ewok horn call and expect all of the ewoks to pop up and help you.
If you are a teacher (I am and there seems to be a LOT of them on here...) you sometimes throw random answers into your test that feature star wars related things. Example:
Who wrote the poem: A dream deferred
a. William Carlos Williams
b. Langston Hughes
c. Rham Kota
d. Kazdan Paratus.
I usually get one or two snickers from kids who have played the Force Unleashed, but sadly many students think Rham Kota sounds the best.
When you are at a party and your friends/spouse say it's time to leave and you respond with: "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you over-estimate their chances"
You know when people try to bump fists as a sign of hello? When someone says "sup" and holds out their fist- make both hands as straight as you can, put them on the sides of the fist, and then fly it around while saying, "Tie Fighter!" l0l (that's a tie fighter, not an lol)
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DarthReeves wrote:General_Grievous wrote:
You refer to terrorists as sand people.
Holy crap. I almost peed myself laughing at this. I'm going with it from here on out. "In other news today, the Sand People detonated yet another bomb on the streets of kabul" Maybe I'll write a fan fiction novel about Boba Fett being paid to bring in Bin Laden... Oh and whoever said, "Jesus Saves...save 11" that's classic. I want a t-shirt of that Haha nice, I would definitely read that book. I just came back from a tour of Afghanistan and we used it all the time over there. I pictured Episode one phantom menace when they are sniping at the podracers and replaced the podracers with us, after every shot they wave their gaffi stick AKs in the air and make weird tusken sounds. Haha got to keep a sense of humor over there.
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General_Grievous wrote:DarthReeves wrote:General_Grievous wrote:
You refer to terrorists as sand people.
Holy crap. I almost peed myself laughing at this. I'm going with it from here on out. "In other news today, the Sand People detonated yet another bomb on the streets of kabul" Maybe I'll write a fan fiction novel about Boba Fett being paid to bring in Bin Laden... Oh and whoever said, "Jesus Saves...save 11" that's classic. I want a t-shirt of that Haha nice, I would definitely read that book. I just came back from a tour of Afghanistan and we used it all the time over there. I pictured Episode one phantom menace when they are sniping at the podracers and replaced the podracers with us, after every shot they wave their gaffi stick AKs in the air and make weird tusken sounds. Haha got to keep a sense of humor over there. General Grievous, in all seriousness, thank you for serving our country. You kick ass... Nice to know we have Star Wars fans in the military. On a slightly silly note did you ever pull your weapon on someone and say, "Freeze or I'm gonna shoot you ...save 11"
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My wife hates it, but when we fly about 1 minute after take off I announce, "The first transport is away."
My ribs hurt just typing this.
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Lobotnik wrote:You get home from shelling out a small fortune on a very special ring and naturally the first thing you do is log in on Bloomilk only to realise that your collection of SWMs is worth way more than you just paid for the special lady Which is why I used my Darth Sidious training to get a honeymoon at Disney World during Star Wars Days. *laughs megalomaniacally*
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Urza Planeswalker Jedi Master wrote:Lobotnik wrote:You get home from shelling out a small fortune on a very special ring and naturally the first thing you do is log in on Bloomilk only to realise that your collection of SWMs is worth way more than you just paid for the special lady Which is why I used my Darth Sidious training to get a honeymoon at Disney World during Star Wars Days. *laughs megalomaniacally* If I do get married that may have to be on the books to do
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