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Darthbane53
Posted: Friday, September 21, 2012 7:29:13 PM
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No, not coke. Im talking about what are some of the funny/memorable comments you or other players have made at the table. I have two that stick out in my mind that make me laugh out loud to this day

When I was DMing (Dungeon Master) a D&D RPG game I wrote my own adventure, it involved a very climactic, graphic scene in the end where the hero chops off a dragons head with his sword, I began to read the blurb but the player stopped me to remind me he had no sword and instead used a Rod of healing. So I ammended my blurb to...
"When you thrust your rod in to the dragons throat...." 'nuff said

Second thing is when I was doing th SWRPG my friend and brother got an attitude to this hutt, so much so that even though jokingly one of them threw a credit chip at him and said "heres a credit fatty, go buy your self an ice cream" classic.

Im eager to hear what funny accounts you guys have!
countrydude82487
Posted: Saturday, September 22, 2012 4:52:13 AM
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i have few.

a few years ago we were playing a dnd campaign, and the gm was talking about the bartenders daughter. He mistakenly began saying in the Next Sentence "he begins to flirt obsessively with you, and essentially throws himself to you." and we all began laughing historically. When he asked why we told him that he had apparently changed the gender of the character unintentionally.


THe other one happened recently. I was trying to get everyone to calm down an d i said ok everyone shut up so we can get started. about that time lightning struck near us and i turned and said "And that goes for you too" about 3 seconds later we heard the loudest crack of thunder i have heard in a long while. I so loud it shook the house and scared me so bad i jumped out of my chair and began to laugh.
TimmerB123
Posted: Saturday, September 22, 2012 9:41:12 AM
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The ever present phrase in Settlers of Cataan - Who has wood for sheep?
kezzamachine
Posted: Sunday, September 23, 2012 3:19:26 PM
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I was DMing a DnD game many years back and two of the heroes got stuck in a room with an Orc guard. They killed him but realised that more were coming. In an effort to avoid a messy confrontation that decided to try and move the dead guard but were interrupted but more Orcs opening the door. Everyone froze, the Orcs looking at the prone guard laying on a small rickety bed and seeing a tall hero trying to pick him up but doing so rather clumsily and then seeing another hero looking on. The guy playing the onlooking hero, identifying the compromising nature of the first two, quickly turned to the Orcs and said the innuendo-laden phrase, "I like to watch..."

I didn't have the heart to make the incoming Orcs attack. The pair survived and we laughed for like an hour.
markedman247
Posted: Sunday, September 23, 2012 4:31:40 PM
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During the COTF release in Charlotte, I remember hearing a kid remark: "What happens when you put all the Dark Troopers in one squad."
I remarked "They form Voltron." Considering the ages around me, the older people had to stifle a laugh but the kids... were oblivious.
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