So, weird al decided to make a parody of episode 1 in his, by by mister anakin guy. Based off Miss American pie. I figured why not make one based on episode two to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody??

To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody.
By Alex Bortz/ DarthBane53

Im just a jedi
Im the chosen one they say
Caught between two sides
No time for my padme
Open your mind
Look to the force and see,
Im just a padawan, they treat me like a poor trainee
Because its force push droids Force pull clones
Force choke sith, light-saber throw
Who ever rules the council doesn’t really matter to me, to me.
Mama, just killed by sand men
Took a blow against the head
Used my anger now they’re dead
Mama, I was so young
But now ive gone a touched the dark side
Mama, ooh,
Didn’t mean to let you die
I swear I wont let this happen to padme
Carry on, carry on, as if balance doesn’t really matter
To late, the wars begun
Sends jedi to their death
Got no time to catch my breath
Goodby all the jedi
Gotta leave you all behind and face the count
Mama ooh (any way the force goes)
I don’t wanna die
I some times wish I could save all life all the time
I see a little sillouetto of a jedi
Yo-da, yo-da will you please kill dooku
Thunderbolts force lightning
Very very frightening to me
Obi-wan
Obi – wan
Owi –wan – Kenobi
Im just a jedi, cant love anybody
He’s just a jedi hes got no family
Spare him his life from the jedi wont you please?
The force is strong the force is slow
Will you kill me now?
This jedi not know! I will not kill you now
Kill me now! This jedi not know I will not kill you now!
Kill me now! I will not kill you now!
Kill me now! I will not kill you now!
Kill me now! Ah,
No, no, no, no,no, no no!
Count dooku count dooku count dooku let me go!
Sith will rule as the emperor has plans for the death star for me!
So you think you can zap me and cut off my arm?
So you think you can stab obi and leave us for dead?
Ooh dooku, can do this to me dooku,
Im probably gonna cut off your head some day!
No jedi really matters
The force has lied to me
No jedi really matters
No jedi really matters, to me.
Any way the force pulls…