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Post um if you got um!
What's the internal temperature of a Taun Taun?
Luke Warm
What does Supreme Overlord Shimrra wear under his Crab Armor?
A Yuuzhan Thong
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Son: Hey dad what's for dinner?
Dad: oh well son were having wookie steak.
Son: oh.. how is it?
Dad: its a little chewie.
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How is duct tape like the Force?
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
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Who is the Jawas' favourite magician?
HOUDINI!!
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What's a Jawas' favorite drink?
MARTINI!!
(Play off of robot chicken)
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Lol, love the jawa jokes
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There's a sale at the Maul.... everything's half off.
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What's a Jawa's favorite swim suit?
BIKINI!
What do you call a drunk Jawa at the beach?
A sand crawler.
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These two Mandalorians are out in the woods. One of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other Mandalorian takes out his communicator and contacts his commander. He gasps: “My partner has collapsed! I don’t know what to do!" After a moment, the commander responds: “Calm down, I can help.” “First, let’s make sure your partner is dead.” There is a silence, then a blaster shot is heard. Back on the communicator, the Mandalorian says: “Okay, now what?" My favorite joke from KotOR. 
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LOL there are some hilarious ones here! 
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader? An ele-Vader. Why should you never tell jokes on the Millennium Falcon? Because it might crack up!\ Q: How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel? A: None, if the room's dark, then you can't see them cheat at sabacc. Why did Anakin need a loan from Palpatine? Because his duel with Obi-Wan cost him an arm and a leg. Anyone know how to post a gif on the forums? Just follow this Link 
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Found these on the web:
Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinise restaurant and Luke's having trouble.
Finally, Obi-Wan says, "Use the forks, Luke."
Darth Vader and Luke.
Suddenly in the middle of the fight, Darth Vader pulls Luke to him, and whispers "I know what you're getting for Christmas!"
Luke exclaims "But how??!?"
"It's true Luke, *breath* I know what you're getting for Christmas."
Luke tries to ignore this, but tears himself free, screaming "How could you know this?!"
Vader replies, "I felt your presents."
"What's the difference between a lightsaber and a wookiee?"
"I don't know."
"You'd be a fine one to send after my lightsaber."
Yoda and Obi-Wan walked into a bar and bought a 5 dollar drink.
Yoda, seeing that he only had 4 dollars asked Obi-Wan, "Have a dollar do you? A little short I am."
Two droids were talking.
One says to the other, "Did you beat the Wookiee at Dejarikk?"
And the other answers, "Yes, but it cost me an arm and a leg."
Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because a Jedi must have patience.
You Might be a Redneck Jedi If...
* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya'll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
* Wookies are offended by your B.O.
* You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
* You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
* Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
* You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
* Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
* You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
* Your business cards read "Billy Bob, Jedi Master".
* You know Ewoks squeal like pigs.
* You use your R-2 unit as a beer coaster.
* Your land-speeder had a light saber rack.
* If you hear ... "Billy Bob, I am your father ... AND your uncle!"
What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter?
Mango Fett!
Where do Gungans store pickles?
In Jar Jars.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?
An ele-Vader.
Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
A: Game of Clones
Q: When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
A: In the Sith Grade.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.
Q: What do you call two suns fighting each other?
A: Star Wars
There's a sale at the maul...everything's half off.
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