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So, the other day someone put up a post about figures they'd most like to see, which got a barrel-load of cool-as replies, and then some nong came along (I think it was me) and suggested C3PO, Jedi Master... but it got me thinking, who is the stoopid-as character you'd most like to see? Of course, a gazillion-percent realising that they will never be made... and what would their stats be? Special Abilities (existing or madeup)?
So. In the interest of a good laugh, I present to you the Stoopidest Miniatures in the World Challenge!
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I'll kick this pig off:
1. C3PO, Jedi (New Republic)
Cost: 37
Hit Points: 80
Defense: 15
Attack: +0
Damage: 20
Special Abilities:
Unique
Droid
Melee Attack
Mimetic Combat Processor
Draw Fire
Calculating the Odds: (When making an attack roll or save, roll twice and take the highest roll)
Force Points:
Force 1
Lightsaber Block
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2. Ewok on Speeder Bike - Fringe
Cost:17
HP:20
Defense:14
Attack:3
Damage:20
Special Abilities:
Savage
Accelerate
Strafe Attack
Self Destruct 40
Waaahooooo!
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raitalin wrote:2. Ewok on Speeder Bike - Fringe
Cost:17
HP:20
Defense:14
Attack:3
Damage:20
Special Abilities:
Savage
Accelerate
Strafe Attack
Self Destruct 40
Waaahooooo!
that would be useful, a suicide bomber
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Here's mine:
Rotta:Fringe:10
HP:30
DF:16
AT+5
DA:10
SA: Unique(Counts as Stinky),Hutt,Melee Attack,Rapport(Ashoka Tano) Stink(Replaces Attacks,All chacaters within 6 squares are activated,save 16)
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OK, this has got to be one of the weirdest forums that I've seen so far. But oh well, it's kinda fun.  Using my user name and my fetish with moose as an inspiration, I came up with the following piece: 4. Moose MercenaryFringe Cost: 16 HP: 60 Def: 15 Atk: +8 Dam: 30 SAs MercenarySpeed 8Charging Assault +10Double Antler Attack (same as Double Claw Attack, but with a cooler name) Rend 20Human Hatred(Must attack a character whose name contains Human if they are within 6 squares) This bipedal moose uses his skills as a soldier of fortune to both gather credits and to carry out his revenge against humans
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amsnow wrote:
that would be useful, a suicide bomber
Only problem being, he's gonna bomb the first thing he sees.
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Nice guys
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heres mine:
KezzaMachine: 67
unique
melee attack
momento(replaces turn, can move up to 12 squares, anyone he passes takes 20 dam.)
Force::
renewal 2, repulse 3, push 2,
commander::
haracters in your squad can use kezzamachines force points.
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This would have to be my pick.
Captain Needa
Cost 17
HP:30
Def:16
Atk:8
Dam:10
Failed Pursuit: Roll twice for initiative once per round, you must use the lower number.
Apologize to Vader: If this character is within 6 squares of a character whose name contains Vader then this character is defeated, save of 16.
Flavor text:
Apology Accepted, Captain Needa.
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This belongs in the Customs forum, not the General forum.
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Wicket: sith lord
sith 100
HP: 150
DEF: 23
AT: 19
DM: 30
SA: unique, quadruple attack, avoid defeat 6(aboid defeat but with 6s instead of 11s), cloaed, makashi mastery, soresu mastery, parry, evade, djiem so mastery, ligtsaber duelist 12(12 defense instead of 4), synergy( +10 +10 for hinm and exar Kun)
Force: force 4, renewal 4, master 4, force lightning 9(only usable on turn, as many targets within 6 squares as you want), transfer escence.
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 see darthreeves snowtrooper in Bloomilk custom stats ep.3 
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General Grievous, Sick Cyborg
Cost: 40
HP: 100
Def: 19
Att: 8
Dm: 20
SA: Unique, cyborg, melee attack, double attack
Coughing (this character can only activate every other round due to lung problems. Save of 16)
Flammable chest (a critical hit from a non-melee attack immediatly defeats this character as he bursts into flames. Save of 11)
CE: All droids within six squares cannot attack this turn because they have to find Grievous a cough drop.
Flavor Text: *cough* *cough* *wheeze* *cough*
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Road Kill Wamprat
Cost:7
HP:20
ATT:0
DEF:22
DMG:0
Special Abilities:
Dead:(May not move, like ever and is counted as difficult terrain)
Foul Stench: (Anyone within 6 squares of this character takes 10 damage Save of 11)
Living\Dead Shield: (When a ally is next to this character this character gains bodyguard)
Squishable: (Any large or bigger mini can move over the Wamprat and squish it Save 16 for the Wamprat)
Swarm +5 (+5 attack if 2 or more RKW are next to the target)
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Mine:
Ugnaught Demolitionist, King
Cost: 11
HP: 40
DEF: 16
ATT: 4
DAM: 10
SPECIAL ABILITIES:
UNIQUE
MELEE ATTACK
SWARM +1 (THIS CHARACHTER GAINS +1 ATTACK FOR EACH UGNAUGHT IN THIS SQAUD.)
SUICIDE LORD (ALLIED UGNAUGHTS GAIN SELF DESTRUCK 40)
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Rock
Cost: 201
Hp: 400
Def: 27
Att: 19
Dm: 20
SA: unique, quadruple attack, twin attack,
Emplacement
Resiliancy
Damage Reduction 20
Force Immunity
Lightsaber Duelist
Mettle
Cunning Attack
Opportunist
Spotter +20
Jedi Hunter
Bounty Hunter +6
FP: Force 5, Force Renewal 5, Master of the Force 5
Lightsaber Defense
Force Defense
Lightsaber Reflect
Sith Rage
Force Lightning 5
Force Push 5
Flavor Text: The Force can be found in ALL forms.
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Luke's Severed Hand
HP: 10
DEF: 1
ATT: 0
DAM: 0
Melee
Speed 0
Disarmed (During its turn, this character must immediately relocate to 6 squares to the right from any character whose name contains Luke Skywalker.
Glancing Blow (A character whose name contains Vader may not attack an enemy other than this character)
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saber1 wrote:Luke's Severed Hand
HP: 10
DEF: 1
ATT: 0
DAM: 0
Melee
Speed 0
Disarmed (During its turn, this character must immediately relocate to 6 squares to the right from any character whose name contains Luke Skywalker.
Glancing Blow (A character whose name contains Vader may not attack an enemy other than this character)
where is its cost? here is the custom I made based on IG-108's rock. Pebble fringe cost: 40 60 HP 20 def 0 atk 0 damage SAs: demeaning kick (if an adjacent enemy attacks him, make a save of 11, if failed, die) speed 0 DR 30 force: force 10 master the force 10 force renewal 10 force blast (force 10, line of sight, 50 damage to target and all characters within 3 squares of target and push back everyone 4 squares) how do you like it?
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da_man wrote:saber1 wrote:Luke's Severed Hand
HP: 10
DEF: 1
ATT: 0
DAM: 0
Melee
Speed 0
Disarmed (During its turn, this character must immediately relocate to 6 squares to the right from any character whose name contains Luke Skywalker.
Glancing Blow (A character whose name contains Vader may not attack an enemy other than this character)
where is its cost? Oops. Cost: 1
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