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Wonderful! You are now a part of the tribe. (Just what you always wanted.)

Hit Points: 10
Defense: 10
Attack: 2
Damage: 10
Rarity:
Base: Medium
Gender: Male
Creator: Deathwielded
Created: 4/30/2014
Updated: 4/30/2014

Special Abilities

  • Unique
  • Diplomat (If an attacker has line of sight to any enemies without Diplomat, this character is not a legal target and does not count as the nearest enemy, even if adjacent)
  • NSA (Allied characters always count as having enemy characters within sight for Recon)
  • Deceptive (+10 Damage against an enemy who has activated this round)
  • Obama Care (Characters your opponent controls must remove damage with Special Abilities or force powers if they can. Gain Victory points equal to the amount of damage your opponent removes from any of their characters.)
  • Constitution? What Constitution? (This character may ignore the rules of the game if he so chooses.)
  • Pro-Choice. (Whenever your opponent would bring in additional character into his squad via Reinforcements or Reserves, make a save of 11 for each character brought in. If successful the character brought in are immediately defeated)
  • Impeachment (At the beginning of the second round your opponent may choose to activate 2/3rds of his characters in his squad, if he does, then this character is immediately defeated. This ability may not be canceled,r negated or ignored.)

Commander Effect

Enemy characters within sight of this character gain Melee Attack

"America and Islam (yuuzhan Vong) are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings."

Average Rating: 7.83 (6)
Deathwielded
4/30/2014 2:56:10 PM

Just for a laugh. The wording may be messed up, but it doesn't need to be exact. Suggestions?
HanSolo79
4/30/2014 5:31:35 PM

LMFAO! I was thinking of making the exact same character for shits'n'giggles but damn I don't think I could've made a better piece! Nice job! I especially love Constitution? What Constitution? LOL!! All the abilities are so spot on, and the definitions for them are both hilarious, and conceivable :)
Deathwielded
4/30/2014 5:37:25 PM

Lol. What do you think about his 'Gun Control' CE?
General_Grievous
4/30/2014 5:52:54 PM

Hahaha I am Canadian but this is funny
Deathwielded
4/30/2014 6:03:30 PM

Really? Cool. How is your political system up there? I'm really interested in Canada and may move there someday
HanSolo79
4/30/2014 6:07:45 PM

LOL the 'gun control' CE is perfect, and hilarious as well.
HanSolo79
4/30/2014 6:10:52 PM

P.S. - I love that spin quote of his you used for the flavor text. Funny that of the 3 major middle-eastern based religious texts: the bible (Christianity), the koran (Islam), and the torah (Judiasm), only the koran sanctions the use of pro-active violence, and deceit against those who are non-believers.
HanSolo79
4/30/2014 6:11:30 PM

It also sanctions the use of violence against women of any faith. It's clear that in order for a muslim to practice a peaceful version of Islam, he/she has must ignore some of the tenets from what is supposedly of "Divine origin"... this of course calls into question the "divinity" aspect of the faith.
HanSolo79
4/30/2014 6:11:57 PM

Sorry, I'm not here to promote one religion over the other but I'm sick of people not calling out Islam and/or making excuses for it just because so many in that faith belong to a minority group here in the U.S.A. Anyway, there's so many "promises" of Prez/Imperial Dictator Obama to choose from but I think I would have used what was termed the "Lie of the Year" for 2013 from PolitiFact, "If you like your health care plan, you can keep it".
Amadeus
4/30/2014 6:23:55 PM

Also from Canada, you Americans are way more into politics than us, it's not a big deal up here. Well done on the character BTW. I think the gun control CE is pretty cool, wondering if a nerfed version of it might be interesting to play with on a custom character.
pegolego
4/30/2014 6:48:10 PM

Epic. Love the gun-control nod lol.
General_Grievous
4/30/2014 7:04:36 PM

Basically a representative system. Where areas of a certain numbe for people vote for a person to represent them. Then all those elected vote in a House of Commons. Great in theory but hard to get everyone on the same page. Plus French Canadians are like the people on Bloomilk that go around voting a "1" on everything just because they can, it's free, and it's not in exclusive French. If you move here, go to Alberta/Saskatchewan for the work/people or BC for the sights (but lots of hippies and homeless here)
harryg
4/30/2014 7:55:05 PM

Uh oh now THIS site has been overtaken by politics. (Facepalm)
corranhorn
4/30/2014 10:42:24 PM

Pretty nice. I'm not an Obama fan either, but from the opposite end, so not really my political cup of tea. But all of this is pretty clever; well done!
shatterpoint7
5/6/2014 8:43:31 PM

I would bet a my Felcor that most Bloomilkers would side closer to libertarians (I would include myself). I think that people who use the internet extensively (I doubt many people here just use bloomilk to surf the web) find that the mainstream 2 "sides" have screwed things up pretty good. That said, what if Bloomilk lobbied the government for a scant $1 million to start up our game again? ;)
Deathwielded
5/6/2014 8:46:16 PM

Lol, lets do it! JK. I'm not a fan of excessive spending or find 'new' ways to spend tax payers money.
HobbieKlivian
4/13/2025 12:43:18 AM

So how are you guys enjoying Andor?
HobbieKlivian
4/13/2025 12:43:45 AM

What’s this thread’s thoughts on them putting women and black people in Star Wars?
Cassus fett
4/13/2025 2:05:19 AM

You see the date on the last comment right? It’s not just me? It’s 5/6/2014. That’s May 6, 2014. Why in God’s name do you think you’ll get an answer here?
HobbieKlivian
4/14/2025 5:50:39 AM (Updated: 4/14/2025 5:51:32 AM)

Lol I don't think I need a response from any of these people to know what the answer would be. I'm just amusing myself tbh.
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