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Djem So is a great ability, just the fact that he can hit with 50 dam, is a beautiful thing.
BUT, its worthless if you have a Super Commander running up on you with momentum, blasting a 40 damage hole trough yer chest. (considering that GMLS has used his FPs on Lightsaber Def, which he would.) Twice with twin.
**scenario**
2-1B medic droid is down the hall watching the price is right, when all of a sudden, he hears GMLS screaming..."Help me you stupid frikkin Droid! Im gettin creamed down here, and yer watching the Price is Right!!! Im Gonna Kil....."
2-1B then shuffles down the corridor to see GMLS, laying dead on the floor.
The droid looks up to see a Mandalorian Super Commando Holding its blaster rifle.
Super Commando then asks, "Where are yer snacks, im hungry."
2-1B exclaims, "OH Darn......"
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thne optimus prime shows up with frenzy, and frenzy gets the all spark and heals luke, and the supercommando is like *what the hell??! its a frikkn tranzformer!* nd then optimus prime just randomly pulls out the *GET TO THE BUILDING SAM!* and everyone is just sitting on the floor wondering what just happned... and then IRON MAN show up...! (finish the next but of the story....
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" has anyone seen my Man Sized Can opener!?? i Cant get this Frikkin Suit off to go take a dump!!"
now everyone decides that iron man Poses a massive threat, for if he was to crap his Metal skivvies, the Tantive 4 would be a Nuclear hot zone.
Every one then decides to dog pile on the rabbit, beating iron man to crumpled aluminum pulp.
GMLS-"Quick!! get him to the airlock!! before for he goes critical!!".....
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Mandalorian super Commando-" man, if i dont get some snacks, im gonna go Rancor in this piece!"
Optimus Prime-"COOL YOUR JETS MANDALORIAN, BEFORE I SHOVE MY 10 FT. SHOE UP YER MARAUDER A$$!!!
Mandalorian Super Commando-"Dude, just cuz you be eating all-spark for breakfast every morning, dont mean you can be comin on this ship tellin people what to do....aw crap....Did iron Man Just poop himself?".....
TANTIVE 4 Security comm- "ALERT, ALERT, ALERT!! due to you idiots and morons NOT getting SIR POOPs ALOT off the ship, you are all going to die, and supercommando..."
Super commando-"yea?..."
Tantive 4 security comm-" theres Hot Dogs in the Fridge."
Super commando-"AWESOME!!!".
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then terminator walks in, - dude, who keeps hot-dogs in the fridge? - then optimus prime kicks him in the face. plainly because that was a stupid question.
then super commmando is lyk - woot! u just hulked that guy! who was he anyway...? -
optimus - he was a cybernetic organism, living tissue over a metal endoskeleton. -
supercom. - how did you know that? -
optimus - ebay. -
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Um, WTF?
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sharron wrote:then terminator walks in, - dude, who keeps hot-dogs in the fridge? - then optimus prime kicks him in the face. plainly because that was a stupid question.
then super commmando is lyk - woot! u just hulked that guy! who was he anyway...? -
optimus - he was a cybernetic organism, living tissue over a metal endoskeleton. -
supercom. - how did you know that? -
optimus - ebay. - **Super Commando- YO!! You be goin on that EBAY TOO Dawg!? I can gets me a Revan for only $46.00 on ---->BUT IT NOW!! **OPTIMUS PRIME-IM MORE INTO AXIS AND ALLIES, I ALWAYS WANTED BE A BATTLESHIP, I GOT STUCK LOOKING LIKE A TRUCK FROM SMOKEY AND BANDIT. **GMLS- !!??WTF??!!  This is what you brought me back to life for Optimus!!?? I was better off dead with a Gaping 40 Damage Hole in my Chest!! Someone hit me, So I can Djem So Style Yer Face!! REtARDS!! (Luke goes into a teretz like frenzy.) **Optimus- (Looks at the crumpled Iron man) I THOUGHT THIS MEAT BAG WAS A PACIFIST?
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Mandalore Da Beast wrote:sharron wrote:then terminator walks in, - dude, who keeps hot-dogs in the fridge? - then optimus prime kicks him in the face. plainly because that was a stupid question.
then super commmando is lyk - woot! u just hulked that guy! who was he anyway...? -
optimus - he was a cybernetic organism, living tissue over a metal endoskeleton. -
supercom. - how did you know that? -
optimus - ebay. - **Super Commando- YO!! You be goin on that EBAY TOO Dawg!? I can gets me a Revan for only $46.00 on ---->BUT IT NOW!! **OPTIMUS PRIME-IM MORE INTO AXIS AND ALLIES, I ALWAYS WANTED BE A BATTLESHIP, I GOT STUCK LOOKING LIKE A TRUCK FROM SMOKEY AND BANDIT. **GMLS- !!??WTF??!! This is what you brought me back to life for Optimus!!?? I was better off dead with a Gaping 40 Damage Hole in my Chest!! Someone hit me, So I can Djem So Style Yer Face!! REtARDS!! (Luke goes into a teretz like frenzy.) **Optimus- (Looks at the crumpled Iron man) I THOUGHT THIS MEAT BAG WAS A PACIFIST? You FTW
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FTW?
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